kelakian seorang LELAKI

okay , ni post kedua aku utk hari ni .

post ni aku nak cerita , pasal LELAKI .

Apa yg kita tau , lelaki seorg yg gagah , penuh sifat kejantanan , dpt membimbing keluarga.

tp mcm mana pulak dgn lelaki lembut a.k.a Pondan ..

haihhh ... payah la .. lantak la mereka uh 

aku nak cerita pasal lelaki yg sejati , yg betul betul keras . Lelaki ni sebenarnya mcm mak nenek gak ..

mcm mcm karenah . kadang kadang tu over lg dr perempuan .

sometimes , annoying la dgn perangai dorang .

ha .. tp bila lelaki ni da tunjukkan kemachoan , kegentleman dorang .. woahhhhh..

cair woooo .. xD

abg bruno ... fewiitttt .. xD

ada macam macam jenis lelaki kat dunia ni sebenarnya m.

Satu , pasal paras rupa .  ada yg handsome , kurang kacak , dan ada yg burok habis . 

tp, kadang kadang lelaki ni muka  tak handsome  mana pon , tp dia cute . senang cite sedap mata nak pandang la .

tanyalah mana mana gadis , mesti dorang akan jawab

" kalau boleh nak tanak yg handsome sgt , payah , nanti kena kebas "

iye ke ?? aku tak percaya lah .. 

same goes to boy also .

nonsense !

Kedua , pasal bentuk badan .

"wey , tgk brader tu , tough giler badan die  6 pack uh "

"tgk badan mamat yg tgh jalan tu , kalau la aku dapat dia , tak tido malam ."

hahah .. macam macam taste org perempuan ni . aku pon kdg kdg minat gak badan badan cm tu , tp kalau da berketol ketol sgt , tak minat lah .. creepy gila ..da mcm robot .

so, guys out there  , wanna attract girl eyes ?

start build your body ..

haha . xD

Ketiga , pasal habitat .ha , habitat tu tempat tinggal la ..

lelaki ni habitat dorang dah lebih kurang sama macam haiwan .. bukan semua , tp SEGELINTIR sahaja .

ambil la contoh abang aku . MasyaAllah !!

bilik dia da macam tempat lembu beranak da .

dengan seleraknya , katil tak kemas , meja bersepah  , kertas terabur sini sana .

harapkan mama jugak kemas .. haihhh

untunglaaaa ....

Keempat , pasal attitude .

lelaki ni kurang ajar la .

oklah guna ayat lembut sikit , 'kurang sopan' .

arghhh .. macam tak pernah diajarlah senang !!

perangai tah pape , nak tu la , nak ni la.

ni tak kena , tu tak kena .

pastu nak marah marah nak protes macam org kena rasuk Syaitonnn ..

keep on saying harsh word and what so ever la .

bila dah ada gf , nak yg perfect selalu je ..girls cant be perfect 24/7 okay . take note !

namun .. ada jugak lelaki yg mampu menaikkan nafsu perempuan untung disunting bahkan dinikahi lagi ..

hamboiii .. aww , aww ..

Kelima .. err .. apa ea ??

no more idea to type .

actually , theres a ot of secret behind a guy .

i think thats enough .#itsover

kalau nak tau lg pasal leaki , google la sendiri okay .

wa , chaw lu .

* make you life good dear .. xD

ear holes

i do have a cat

actually , it was my neighbour cat . But he always come over to get some food in my house .

so , now he is belong to me .. haha

already mine !

i called him as Merah  .everyone wondered why i put that name .

Because he had orange fur . his name should be orange right .

but , theres a lot cat use that name .

so , i changed it to Merah ..

He was a tough cat i ever had .

Lately , he always fighting with his enemies .

fighting for what , i got no reason .

Gaduh .. Gaduh ..Gaduh

at last, he was bitten near his ear .

Big holes ..euwww .. geli ...

haihh .. kalau aku tau kucing mana yg gigit dia  , siap kau !!

oh my lalink Merah , dont worry . i always beside you .

i will look after you .

eventhough my dad keep on saying 

"ira kucing tu kotor , throw it away ! "

huhhhhhh ... sad .. :((

cepatlah elok ha ..

*haiya , merah sudah luka pon aduiii ~ ~ ~ ...

oh Result !

huhay !!

finally , my result has been announced .

Eventhough i cant reached my target to 3 pointer and above , at least , im not below than 2.5.

*nak markah tinggi jugak !!!

anyway , i would like to thanked all my lectures , my colleges friends , and also to my beloved parents , who had always teach and help me.

What ever it is , thank GOD . i've tried my best ,and thats my result .

Alhamdullillah . syukur ....

Im constantly afraid about my result since the last day of my examination .

Dup dap .. dup dap .. dup dap ....

huhh..

i cant handle it without Istighfar .

when the heart beating comes to end , i fully relieved and all my nervous feeling gone .

hahah ..

and now , im waiting for next semester . it is around the corner.

not more than two weeks .

i will heading back to KPMIM , Kuantan .

for next semester , i need to work more harder .

no more playing games , chatting , webcam and so on .

study means study !

i hope my result will be much better than this .

INSYAALLAH .

*jangan tanya result aku , tumbuk karang .

perigi cari apa

dalam perigi ada apa kawan kawan ?

ada air ..ada apa ? ada air ....

nak ambil air guna apa kawan kawan ?

guna timba .. guna apa ? guna timba ..

#konklusi : 

perempuan kejar lelaki takpon lelaki kejar perempuan .

anything lah yg related to it.

dulu dulu bila aku cakap pasal perigi cari timba , mesti orang akan cakap

"sekarang orang mandi guna shower , no need to use well anymore ".

masih keliru .. haihhhh ..

lantak lah , aku bukan nak cerita banyak pasal perigi ni .

lets straight to the point .

kadang kadang kalau P tu suka kat L , dan L tu pun suka kat P , tapi sebagai perempuan , P kena tunggu first step dari L .

last2 , L back out sebab dia fikir P jual mahal sangat ..

 p/s : P : Perempuan

        L : Lelaki

aku rasa perempuan kena jual mahal jugak . tapi taklah terlalu mahal sampai rasa nak bakor je perempuan tu.

Tapi tak bermakna perempuan boleh jual murah dgn sesuka hati dia je, smpai si lelaki boleh dapat tanpa usaha keras.

kalau nak jual murah sgt, tunggu MegaSale takpon YES > Year End Sale .Haha

I think is okay for a women to make the first step 

for example  : eh awak , jom couple

                   :  eh abang , jom couple

                   :  eh you ,  lets couple

                   :  eh anda ,  jom couple 

okay , enough YANA ! haha

so , jangan la terkejar-kejar sgt .. make your life simple .. 

as well as you can  . okay dear ?

*datang dan pergi seperti ambil air di perigi .

my Beloved . Who ?

jheahhh .. im 19 years old already . over the years, i grew up to be a perfect girl .

i know , im not so perfect among people out there . 

I make mistake , i make people hurt.

It is because im a human . and its normal , okay 

Anyway , this time i want to share about L.O.V.E.

Nowadays , 11 years old girl already had a boyfriend and there are few who have been sleep together .

woahhh .. *Nice !

But , when  speaking on someone special in life , I always fancied about who wants to be my boyfriend ?

??????

ha , people who knew me , they know how i really am . 

a person who was aggresive and cheerful  among friends , and family .. *woahh .. (banggalah ) haha .

I admit that i am fussy sometimes . 

but when theres someone who can attract my feeling, i will take care of him . 

I'll show my love .. Ha .. siap kau boyfie !!

until now , no one are able to get into my heart .

Im not a selective person . 

Tapi kalau boleh nak gak yg satu palotak .

Im not 'minah jiwang' , 'minah bunga' , 'minah tangkap leleh'

I am brutal .. RAWR !!

biasalah budak muda .. baru nak naik .. gatal nak ada pakwe2 .. haha

*hamboi ketamboi kemain gatal lg ye ,.

WANNA BE MY BOYFRIEND ??

*send your resume to 38329 

ur request will be process as soon as possible .